Hello World,
I have a crisis. The other day I discovered that there was a white substance in two of my pot plants. One was ash-like, whilst the other was gooey. Turned out, dad 'accidentally' dropped some of his ashes into one of my rock-peas... And the gooey substance was bird poop. Excellent. Well that disrupts my constant variables, so there will definitely be a change in the result.

But, I guess these things do happen.